funny joke of the day...Nothing Good

When People say they can't see anything good in you... Hug them and say, "Life is difficult for the BLIND!" ...

hilarious joke of the day..people without gifts

A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them: 1. Bride's relatives 2. G...

hilarious joke that will make you cry...Why steal the car?

Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” Man: “I had to get to work.” Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?” Man: I don’t have...

short joke of the day...Frozen window

Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open. Husband...

really funny joke....catch the bus

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I hav...

funniest joke...explosives school

Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" ...

funny short joke...be patient. Listen

I came home from work. I was tired. I sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me...

Lough lough lough...Not worth it

A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar and offers to sell him contraband Viagra for 100 Egyptian pounds. ...